silver-colored rings on gray pavement

Hey y’all, loving this weather!  Almost makes me forget the zig-zag pattern needed to take to get back to the house.  Water pipes installed on the east side of the beach going on, so some streets are closed, some streets blocked off, etc., makes for fun driving!  Here's some BIG news... no, not the NBA gambling scandal... our good friend Ed "Porkchop" and Gayle Meyers, have packed it in and up and moved to Mexico!  I was hoping for one last gig w/Porkchop, I'm still hoping...  Well, Halloween is here and so now it's Christmas!  The heck w/Thanksgiving.  I was in a store today and saw Christmas stuff next to the Halloween candy, skeletons, etc.  I'm waiting for the Mardi Gras stuff now.  We'll be back at The Mills House in November, Matt will be serving up oysters on the grill and some hot tunes on the sax that afternoon, mark it on your calendar. Also, Porch Fest  is next up, here's a link on that  https://www.facebook.com/follybeachporchfest/    National Sandwich day is tomorrow, Monday Nov. 3, check out Bohemian Bull for 1/2 priced sandwiches!  I know it's a few months away but December will be here before you know it, we'll be back at the Crab Shack for their after Xmas Parade party, just sayin'.  Ok everyone see you soon, thanks so much for supporting us, love y'all and check out Porchfest, ciao'!

It Starts Young -  Florida Teen Accused of Shooting Himself in the Leg While Faking His Own Kidnapping - NBC headline

All That and a Bag of Chips: Police responded in force to Kenwood High School in unincorporated Baltimore County, Md. The issue: the “artificial intelligence” system monitoring school security cameras said a boy outside the school had a gun in his hand. “It was like eight cop cars that came pulling up for us,” said that boy, Taki Allen, who was sitting outside the school with friends. “At first, I didn’t know where they were going until they started walking toward me with guns, talking about, ‘Get on the ground,’ and I was like, ‘What?’” Officers handcuffed and searched Allen, “and they figured out I had nothing,” he said. What had actually been in his hand? A bag of Doritos. After he finished them, he folded up the bag and put it in his pocket. Police had a copy of the photo the A.I. took; it matched the bag. In a statement, police said that they “would refer you to [Baltimore County Public Schools] regarding questions pertaining to Omnilert” — the company that sells the system. A reporter reached out to the company, but it refused comment. (WBAL Baltimore) ...Because the reporter was identified by its systems as a terrorist.

Fuzzy, Was He? Employees at the Sequoia Park Zoo in Eureka, Calif., were doing their morning walkthrough when they spotted a visitor leaning over a railing to “interact” with the zoo’s three bears — a wild bear. “Rest assured, the bear is not aggressive and seems more curious than anything else (perhaps hoping to apply for a membership),” the zoo said, posting a photo. Still, the zoo immediately implemented its emergency plan, which includes calling in local police. “It’s not every day we find ourselves helping with crowd control for a bear who doesn’t quite understand ‘stay behind the railings’,” the department said. “After a brief exploration of the enrichment items around the night house,” the zoo said, “the bear was safely coaxed back into the woods through a service gate,” but admitted it can’t figure out how the bear got inside the perimeter fence to begin with. (Eureka Times-Standard) ...Easy: the gate was bearly guarded.

Here's an interesting story from ARS Techinca
10M people watched a YouTuber shim a lock; the lock company sued him. Bad idea.

Thanks Nate for sending this!  I was hoping this group would play out some, unfortunately, it didn't work out, work schedules, life, etc., maybe sometime?...
https://youtu.be/fhSHhl1oc_g

Just in case - 

You're wondering, we cover a wide variety of music, Surf, Dance, Country and Western (thanks Blues Brothers), Classic Rock, Pop, Motown, Blues by artists and groups - Eric Clapton, Blondie, ZZ Top, Amy Winehouse, Peggy Lee, The Surfaris, Stevie Wonder, Miranda Lambert, Luke Combs and many others... 

Can I Call You Again Later?  Florida Man Stands Trial for Allegedly Shooting Date after Arguing over Dinner Bill   (WFOR Miami headline)

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on...

Overheard in Planet Follywood

https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
The Onion  (like...  6 or 7 tomes??.)

Clothed in Courage:  When President Donald Trump ordered the National Guard into Portland, Ore., to quell supposed unrest, an “Emergency World Naked Bike Ride” was called up as a counterprotest. Over a thousand people turned out, some undressed or partially so, and it was fully peaceful, according to police, videos of the event, and the tally of arrests: zero. Yet U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson declared that peaceful protest “the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet” in response to the federal troops in the city. “I mean, it’s getting really ugly.” (Portland Oregonian) ...Portland stripped, but only one Johnson got excited.

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Teacher: "Johnny, can you use the word "gruesome" in a sentence?"
Johnny: "Yes ma'am - I use to be shorter, but then I gruesome."

Kiss Your Reputation Goodbye - Tennis Player Who Said a Kiss Caused His Positive Methamphetamine Test Gets 4-year Suspension - AP headline

From Jimbo – "If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.!"

Coffee?  The Polk County (Fla.) Sheriff’s Office received a call of a man in a public park in Winter Haven who was allegedly fully undressed. By the time deputies arrived, they found he was fully dressed, so the deputy said he would “give him a break” and not arrest him if he left the park. The man left — but then trespassed on other property, so the deputy arrested Walter Frymire, 51, who has 25 prior arrests which have resulted in 5 different prison stints. Arrestees in Polk County receive a quick body scan to ensure they aren’t smuggling anything into the jail. What they saw in Frymire’s was shocking. “We said ‘Dude! What are you doing here?’” recounted Sheriff Grady Judd. “He said, ‘Well, I put that inside my body’.” Judd explained, “That’s right, he put it up the exit ramp. You know what I mean.” And just what did Frymire shove up his rectum? A full-sized thermos. “We had to take him to the hospital,” Judd said. “They had to find a specialist.” (WTVT Tampa) ...A proctologist with a minor in mechanical engineering.