Hey y’all, we hope everyone is staying cool these last few days, who knew August was two months long!?  So this morning we were watching old TV shows and Superman (w/George Reeves) came on.    When I was a kid I use to watch that program and started buying the comic books - 12¢... yup, I'm that old!  Anyway, watching the Superman episodes I recognized a lot of character actors from other TV shows like Dragnet, Beverly Hillbillies, etc. and also, why didn't Lois Lane ever figure out Superman is Clark Kent??  I'll tell you why - because he's SUPERMAN that's why!  We also saw old Batman episodes with the BAM!, POW!, BANG! balloons thrown in for good effect.  Star Trek, The Addams Family and some other programs lined up our Sunday morning TV world.  Whoda thought this would happen!  A Chuck E. Cheese employee was arrested on charges of credit card fraud while wearing the mouse costume. When police asked for his accomplices, he said, “I’m not a rat.”,  hahahaa, a couple of nights in the whoosgow for that Florida Man.  Or this guy - FOUND - SEDAN: An 80-year-old man tried to drive a Benz down the iconic Spanish Steps in Rome, but got stuck halfway down. Authorities had to lift the car out with a crane. In the driver’s defense, he didn’t see a “no parking” sign anywhere...  a transplant Florida Man?  Recently we checked out Island Acres Donuts and they were tasty, went good w/a cup of coffee! Check 'em out.  Dexter (not the hurricane) new episodes are on, so I'm going to binge on them, see you soon, thanks so much for supporting us, love y'all and keep on keepin' on, ciao'!

Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness – ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ Painting Stolen from Church – BBC headline

Hahahahaa, those crazy Armenians!  The prime minister, Nikol Pashinyan, told his Facebook followers that he was prepared to expose himself to the head of the Armenian church, to prove they were wrong that he had been circumcised. This is just the latest development in an ongoing spat between Pashinyan and the head of the Armenian Apostolic church. And they say women are too emotional to lead!... uh, ok... https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gk0nw2nn0o 

LOST TOILET:   An 18-carat gold toilet was stolen in less than five minutes from Blenheim Palace, the mansion where Winston Churchill was born. The toilet, insured for $6 million, was titled “America” and satirizes excessive wealth.  Who’s laughing now?

FRIENDLY REALTOR:   Thirty-one men in Huizhou, China, say they were tricked into buying apartments by their “girlfriends,” only to find out a group of 15 different women that all worked for the same real estate firm had orchestrated the scam. The men should have been skeptical the moment their dates told them their ideal guy was a 2br, 1.5 bath garden unit owner.

And Everything In Its Place:  Rodney Holbrook of Builth Wells, Powys, Wales, had a mystery on his hands: each morning his work shed was tidied up compared to how he’d left it the day before. As in, little things like clothes pins, nuts, and bolts were put away into a box on his workbench. After two months of it, he set up a night vision camera to watch his workbench. Mystery solved: Holbrook, 75, learned the culprit is a mouse, or maybe even more than one. “Ninety-nine times out of 100 the mouse will tidy up throughout the night. It is incredible really that they put them all back in the box, I think it’s possible that they enjoy it.” So what is he doing about the rodent incursion? “I don’t bother to tidy up now,” he admits. “I leave things out of the box and they put it back in its place by the morning.” (BBC) ...“He takes me for granted too,” sobbed Mrs. Holbrook.

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