Merry Christmas all y'all! There's 26 days til Xmas, but who's counting? Folly will be all aglow with merriment. mirth and music! Anyway, I know what I want for Christmas... that doesn't mean I'll get it, since I got a lump of coal last year!... and a rock for Hallowe'en. Folly, ready for the holidaze, the city park is looking good and our Christmas parade is next weekend, I wonder if Florida Man will make an appearance? We've been asked to be part of a video shoot for Cabana Burgers on John's Is., so if you want to be in it, bring your partner or a wooden chair! Or your happy face! Don't forget to get your tickets for the Save The Light Oyster Roast, this year 40 Mile Detour and The Revelators will be with us this time, here's the link https://savethelight.org/news-events/ The other event later in January is Bo's Roast, to be held at James Is County Park. Mark Jackson Trio, The Martinis and Dan's Tramp Stamp to entertain that afternoon, here's the link https://www.facebook.com/groups/530045942370577  We want to say Merry Christmas and thanks so much to everyone for supporting us, hanging with us and kicking up your heels when we play, love y'all, ciao'!

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from New Jersey. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from South Carolina. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.


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